(Laughs.) You’re kidding, right? (Laughs more.) You’re serious? You honestly think I killed Justin? What motive could I possible have? That he divorced me and got most of our money? That was motive maybe like months ago. And it’s not like I’m far enough ahead in line to get the prize money. Honey, there’s a photo of me in the bar at the time of the murder. I admit, I can’t exactly tell you I didn’t commit the murder, but the bartender was able to substantiate my alibi for me. (Laughs again). God, this is hilarious. You just made my day.
VERDICT: Not Guilty